Hello all, Outreach Jake here. As you probably know, we hosted Thespian Cabaret last Wednesday night. It was, as usual, successful, but it could be even more so. If you didn't sign up or didn't know what to do for Cabaret, audition for the next one. JUST DO IT (like Nike). Do a scene, write a song, whatever floats your boat! As someone who always brushed off Cabaret, I can personally say that it is not a big deal, and is just plain fun. 
Congratulations to all who did perform. It was a very varied, unique night. Afterwards, several brave gentlemen and I got our legs waxed by the female members of the Officer board. It was a splendid, sophisticated moment in our lives. But seriously, we raised good money by selling those wax strips for two dollars a piece. So once again, thanks to everyone who participated. Make sure to audition for Miscast Cabaret in the spring! Or as I like to say...CRABaret. I don't know why I say that. Peace out!