Hi there...

Thanksgiving is now over!!!

Do you know what that means???

CHRISTMAS TIME ! ! ! ! ! ! !

A time to go shopping, drink hot chocolate, and dance around naked in the snow, wearing nothing but a Santa thong...(at least that's a tradition in the Maltz family) 

 But that's not important...

You know what is....

Thespian Stuff!!!!

Yeah!!! ........now what is there to talk about....

I know there is something....

Ummm.....

Well this is awkward...

Ok Ms. Hann don't kill me...

I don't know what to say...I mean I could talk about the Foreigner audition, but it has already been covered...

So....

Broncos are doing well, huh?

So...umm...Hamlet...what happened there? Pretty crazy shtuff...

What's up with that?!?!

Oh here is a story...

I wrote "Ryan Maltz..." on my IE sign up sheet...notice my use of the "..." after my name

So, being such funny people, Ms. Hann and Samie actually signed me up for conference as "Ryan Maltz..."

So under my Solo Musical and Musical Duet IE, my name is listed as "Ryan Maltz..."

How do I now introduce myself at State?

Do I just go, "Hi there. My name is Ryan Maltzzzz" or what? 

I've already been awarded the biggest douche bag of the year award at Conference...

So yeah....

My middle is Dean.

Yep.

Ryan Dean Maltz.

Anyone think that's cool?

Yeah I don't either...

My legs are still half smooth and half as hairy as Ethan's chest...

Do you know what it's like being in Houston when it is 80 degrees and you're not able to wear shorts or roll up your pants, because of the all the weird looks you may get from people?!?!

It sucks!

Did you know half of the American population will be shopping at stores on Black Friday?

Isn't that ridiculous?

HALF THE POPULATION!!! 

It's called the internet people! Try it!

So if anyone reads this blog, which I am sort of sure none of you will, but if you do....post "Red Headed Chinese Shoe Laces are from India" on my Facebook wall, and then I will know you read it and I will bring you candy to school :)

Sounds Good!

 So yeah!

Go Thespians!

You are all awesome!

(And don't shoot me Ms. Hann)

- Ryan Dean Maltz...