Hey friends! Senior Officer Zach Cantor here. I am your Advanced Historian for the year. Mostly this means documenting the year for use in the banquet video. This blogging thing is great!

So, as stated in every other post, this year is bringing about a lot of change. We, as a board, have heard (and discussed) a lot of fears concerning that change. Like my fellow officers, I'd like to take a moment to address the fear I've heard the most:

This is going to become a musical theatre major.
Since I'm not sure what kind of language i'm allowed to use here, for the time-being I'll say that this is "bull-defecate". Yes, Mr. Becker enjoys musical theatre, as does Ms. Hann. But the idea that since they both like musicals, we will be disregarding all other forms of theatre--is absolutely ludicrous. In fact, I have talked to Mr. Becker. He will be directing two shows next year--both straight plays.

Hope this sheds some light on stupidity. Be prepared for more blog-tastic moments.